09.17.09
For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath in Cambodia at thee.
Yesterday, over the course of an hour of beginning to pack my bags, I developed a deep hatred for mouse-kind. Suffice to say that I do not have as much to bring home as I had believed. Indeed, even my suitcases had been gnawed into and their contents befouled. My wonderful Ghibli calendar, a gift from a friend in Japan, was disgustingly defiled – it was not enough to devour large portions of it, these foul rodents felt the need to urinate and defecate on what remained. Clothing, books, and many other possessions were so violated. The flames of hatred now burn in my heart and ere I leave Cambodia I fear that I shall unleash a reckoning upon these foul rodents unlike any that they have beheld before. Though my land lord cares not if the vicious beasts destroy his belongings in the name of vengeance alone I shall have at them.
What a disservice to society cartoonists have done by portraying these fiendish agents of destruction and ruin as innocent and cute creatures! Felines have been the friends of humanity for ages but now we denounce them in media while promoting the plague bearers that caused the deaths of countless human beings over the centuries? It is scarcely believable! The blinders have been removed from my eyes! I shall not forget the reek of mouse-kind in the years to come, they have earned themselves a mighty and unrelenting enemy in my personage. Ever shall I hope from this day forth that Tom succeeds against Jerry and that Shere Khan does away with Mickey in a dark alley. Let Minnie fall to that Darn Cat and if Garfield refuses to do the job let another more worthy feline take his place.
Crystal Graber said,
October 12, 2009 at 3:42 pm
but… the great mouse detective…
maybe its just the field mice. and benny-foofoo is bopping them on the head. that would explain their stupidity, vulgarity, and unforseen rage at humanity